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It's soft, lightweight, and pre-shrunk, so it's ready for long shifts, dealing with bratty kids demanding samples, or translating secret Russian codes. It’s the perfect attire for looking like you're just scooping ice cream, even when you're saving the world. Again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEmployee Handbook \u0026amp; Uniform Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEmployer:\u003c\/b\u003e Scoops Ahoy Ice Cream Parlor, Starcourt Mall\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eJob Title:\u003c\/b\u003e Ice Cream Slinger \/ Code Breaker \/ Babysitter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUniform:\u003c\/b\u003e Official Scoops Ahoy Employee Tee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain a polyester blend, possibly of Soviet origin).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e A comfortable, flattering fit for sailors, spies, and dads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis piece of official mall employee gear is created on demand when you clock in for your shift (place your order). 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