{"product_id":"mordor-tourism-department-unisex-t-shirt","title":"Mordor Tourism T-Shirt | Funny Lord of the Rings Shirt for Men","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne does not simply walk into Mordor... without the official t-shirt.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCommemorate your unforgettable (and likely one-way) trip to the Land of Shadow with this exclusive tee from the Mordor Tourism Department. Perfect for dads who appreciate breathtaking volcanic vistas, a thriving Orcish culture, and the ever-watchful eye of the Dark Lord Sauron. This isn't just a shirt; it's a testament to your adventurous spirit. You’ve seen Mount Doom, you’ve sampled the local grog at The Prancing Pony (wrong turn!), and you lived to tell the tale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForged not in the fires of Mount Doom but from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is softer than a Hobbit's second breakfast. The pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction ensures a fit that remains true, even after battling giant spiders or enduring endless family road trips. It’s lightweight, breathable, and comfortable enough for a long journey, whether you're heading to a con or just to the backyard barbecue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTraveler's Gear Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester for a touch of Dwarven resilience).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Pre-shrunk, side-seamed modern unisex fit. Built for comfort and durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) – light enough for crossing the Dead Marshes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCraftsmanship:\u003c\/b\u003e Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a heroic silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThis shirt is crafted on demand just for you, a more thoughtful approach than mass-producing Orcish armies. Grab yours and show everyone you’ve got the best vacation stories in all of Middle-earth.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31-34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Geek Dad Fashion","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":49035144233206,"sku":"8939339_9575","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":49035144265974,"sku":"8939339_8923","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":49035144298742,"sku":"8939339_8924","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":49035144331510,"sku":"8939339_8925","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":49035144364278,"sku":"8939339_8926","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":49035144397046,"sku":"8939339_8927","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":49035144429814,"sku":"8939339_8928","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":49035144462582,"sku":"8939339_8929","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":49035144495350,"sku":"8939339_12878","price":27.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/7129\/4198\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-heather-front-68b77184f358b.jpg?v=1756852628","url":"https:\/\/castercoast.com\/products\/mordor-tourism-department-unisex-t-shirt","provider":"Caster Coast","version":"1.0","type":"link"}